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Very Short (113 characters)
LISA RABEY contains multitudes. She can be found as @byshieldmaiden across the internet and http://lisarabey.com.

Short (50 words)
LISA RABEY contains multitudes. She is a writer, researcher, geek and makes a delightful companion to trivia teams. She does not live in Brooklyn or attended a fancy college. She is found as @byshieldmaiden across the internet and  http://lisarabey.com.

Medium (100 words)
LISA RABEY has been, at many times, a writer, essayist, librarian, as well as a slayer of dragons, with a variety of stops in-between. She has a two bachelor’s degrees and three master’s degrees and she’s not afraid to wield them. She is a discriminating Guinness taster; aging, alternative hipster and equally in love with James Bond, Jane Austen, and Doctor Who. She currently lives somewhere but we’re not exactly sure where but there seems to be a high population of orcs. Lisa keeps it real http://exitpursuedbyabear.net and profesh at http://lisarabey.com. You can find her across the internets as @byshieldmaiden.

Long (150 words)
LISA RABEY was born in Toronto, Ontario, has lived across the US and travelled to many parts unknown and known. She currently lives near dragons with a high concentration of orcs.

She has a two bachelor’s degrees and three master’s degrees and is not afraid to wield them.

When she was young, she used to want to write for Rolling Stone but ended up working everywhere with a multitude of stops along the way. She now shakes her cane at the whippersnappers on her lawn.

She has been published in a variety of publications such as Witty Bitches and No Flying No Tights.

Lisa is a discriminating Guinness taster, ageing, alternative hipster, and eco-conscious. She is equally in love with James Bond, Jane Austen, Doctor Who, and Norse mythology. She keeps it real at http://exitpursuedbyabear.net and profesh at http://lisarabey.com. You can find her across the internets as @byshieldmaiden.
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